Scrambled Egg

(lyrics by Dave Elder and Richard Kaskan)

Scrambled egg --

what I wanted was a scrambled egg

but they brought me a fried instead.

Oh, I believe in scrambled egg.

Suddenly

fried just doesn't seem the same to me.

I wouldn't settle for an omelet, you see

for scrambled egg it has to be.

Why they brought me fried

I don't know.

I nearly cried.

I ordered something wrong.

Now I long for scrambled egg.

Scrambled egg --

I'd give a twenty for a scrambled egg.

I'd get down upon my knees and beg

For I believe in scrambled egg.

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